affinityforsecrets:

     Then just stick to me, since we both know I’m the real reason.

  Don’t get cocky now— 

affinityforsecrets:

     You might as well go with both if you’re being honest.

   Too much work.

affinityforsecrets:

     Right, “the cold”. Of course.

Or I could blame you but nah— the cold works.

affinityforsecrets:

     You might not, but your nipples do—

   I blame the cold.

affinityforsecrets:

     Careful now, you’re getting eager, sport.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

affinityforsecrets:

     —I like where this is going.

I’m sorry what— couldn’t hear you over shirt losing.

affinityforsecrets:

     I think I did though. Don’t go cryin’ on me now. We’re too beautiful to cry, you know.

I think crying is definitely the least of our worries, hubba hubba.

affinityforsecrets:

     Walk away with your face— but yes, that sounds like a lovely plan, you gorgeous specimen.

YOU DID NOT JUST PULL OUT THE ERIC OF DANES ON ME. YOU DID NOT. [flails]

affinityforsecrets:

tridentiiv replied to your post:

A WHOLE NEW GAAAAAAAAAME. WITH TRAPS AND DEATH AND SPONSORS TOO. THEY’LL KILL YOU ANYWHERE. NO ONE IS SPARED. ESPECIALLY YOU AND ME. A WHOLE NEW GAAAAAAME. sorry—- disney took over. :|

     SO DONE WITH YOU. LIKE I WAS GONNA REWRITE THAT BECAUSE I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA SLAP ME WITH ALADDIN FEELS—

    CAN’T STOP WONT STOP. I need some Finniception soon, jsyk. <3

psssst ps — if u want a thread w a johanna u know where to find me xoxo

I DO. GIMME.